Thought I would share this bit of humor today...
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"Never let formal education get in the way of your learning. " Mark Twain
"For I have learned, in whatever state I am, therein to be content" Phillipians 4:11
"For I have learned, in whatever state I am, therein to be content" Phillipians 4:11
Sunday, February 10, 2008
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Thank-you for this morning's humor! I've stolen your post and posted it @ HSN-Quebec to share with others!
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Thea
Very good and funny!
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4sweetums
So, so SO true!! I Love it!
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